ME News, Issue 1

Sunday, June 5, 2011


There is a dangerous creature rampaging our world. They are adapting to global warning and displaying the latest fashion. I am of course talking about polar bears in bikinis.

Polar bears in bikinis think they are harmless and fun. However at 1500 pounds, 9.8 feet in height, and a ten in fashion sense, they are not. These animals have claws and teeth and won’t think twice about pulling them out when things get catty.

Kit Calling of North Lavocik tells ME News of frightful encounter she had with one of these creature. She was spending time at the beach playing volleyball last Tuesday when a polar bear in a bikini comes strutting towards the players. This polar bear suddenly attacked one half of the court leaving three dead and one critically wounded. The team Kit Calling was on was forced to finish the game with the polar bear in a bikini after witnessing the attack on their friends.

Be careful or you might have to play volleyball with a polar bear in a bikini as well. 

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