The Apple Dream

I wake up and decided I need to eat an apple. However, in order to eat it I need to find the perfect plate. Not too big, not too small, and not too fragile. Most importantly this plate had to be microwave safe. I turned some plates away for being to fragile. Most plates were turned away for not being microwave safe.
Then I woke up and wondered who microwaves apples.

Death Caused By Flashing Bracelet

Any moment your life can turn into a horror movie, all you have to do is provide the opportunity. It can be as simple as arriving in a new to town or walking down a dark hallway. I made such a mistake last night. I didn’t mean to do it. It was a complete accident. I had to turn off the lights so I could sleep. The Christmas lights that I can unplug from my bed were not working so I would have to turn off my lights and walk all the way across the room in the dark. I knew this would cause me to be eaten by the monsters that live behind the curtains and under my bed so I had to find a solution. The solution that I picked was a blue light up bracelet. You might think this is a good choice, but it was the worse decision of my life. This bracelet flashed. Flashing lights is suspenseful. You know that something is going to attack when the lights start flickering. I walked right into a horror movie death. I am so ashamed. 

Midnight Musing on Birds

I realize there has been a lot of post about birds recently and that is because I love them. I love Chicken Little, Peeps, demon geese, song birds, and ostriches. I love the fact that they can sing, they can fly and they always wear feathers. I know not all birds can do all three but at least they all wear feathers. Birds are almost perfect. Their one flaw is their lack of dance. Some might agree that flight is a form of dance. I say no. Flight is an art but it is like walking, close but not right. Birds, work on dancing. Thanks.

Bloop a bloop a bloop

I am a bit afraid to look outside my window right now. There is a squishy sound that sounds like bloop a bloop a bloop. Even though I have never heard that sound before, I know what it is. It could only be an octopus rampaging campus drive. Looking out the window to verify this would only direct the angry octopus's attention, then the angry rampaging octopus will attack me. The fact that I live on the ground level would secure my fate as octopus food in this attack. So in order to save my life I will be the only person on campus to not see the rampaging octopus of 2011.