Whiskers

This is what I want to be when I grow up!

New Life Goal

I decided that I need to learn how to run, skate, or bike super fast. So I could keep up with the cars on the road. Then I will be able to attach the push lights and reflectors to my ass and pretend to be a car.

I better start training right now.

What I Want To Be When I Grow Up

When I grow up, and being a little shy of 22 I am almost completely grown up, I want to be Jeannie. I want to wear harem pants and a little hat. I think I would be great at causing chaos by blinking.

Dear world, consider this my application.....