Rant

You know what I hate? I hate when you turn around and see someone you hate. It is even worse if that someone hates you then It is all glare and return glare. I can no longer focus. The background melts into hate and my body burns. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. But I am going to pretend that I don't see you. I don't want to deal with my hatred right now.

I made you a picture of this situation. Be impressed with both my effort and my talent.

Eloping

I think everyone should elope at least once in their lives. Twice if at all possible. It is a game that everyone loves to play.

here are the rules

1) see a stranger
2) go up to the stranger
3) say hello
4) ask if the stranger is free
5) if the stranger is free ask the stranger to elope with you.
6) go elope

and that is how it is done!

Things I Miss

I miss the sun that shines in the South while I sit here freezing in the rain. At least it is not snowing anymore. I miss seeing friends and having conversations with someone other then the television. The characters don't always respond they way they should. I miss having a family and dinners that did not consist entirely of potatoes. I miss sleep. I miss being single some days. I miss having a home.

A Post That Is New

I believe that this is true, and it scares me. Sweatpants are ugly monstrous clothing. I don't own any. I do however own yoga pants. To prevent slipping into sweatpants land, I shall not even be dating. This shall be starting now.

The Dangerous World Of Thinking

So I have been thinking about geese and how a goose would make the perfect demon assassin. When called to kill someone, it's eyes will flame up, it will start running, and it will peck its victim to death. Then when they are done they could blend into the geese population.

What makes killer geese so scary is human couldn't kill these evil birds. They are protected under law. Plus they are everywhere so evil geese could attack anywhere. You cannot hide. You will never be safe.