Eloping

I think everyone should elope at least once in their lives. Twice if at all possible. It is a game that everyone loves to play.

here are the rules

1) see a stranger
2) go up to the stranger
3) say hello
4) ask if the stranger is free
5) if the stranger is free ask the stranger to elope with you.
6) go elope

and that is how it is done!

Things I Miss

I miss the sun that shines in the South while I sit here freezing in the rain. At least it is not snowing anymore. I miss seeing friends and having conversations with someone other then the television. The characters don't always respond they way they should. I miss having a family and dinners that did not consist entirely of potatoes. I miss sleep. I miss being single some days. I miss having a home.

A Post That Is New

I believe that this is true, and it scares me. Sweatpants are ugly monstrous clothing. I don't own any. I do however own yoga pants. To prevent slipping into sweatpants land, I shall not even be dating. This shall be starting now.

A Break Up Letter

Dear Potatoes,

I simply cannot see you anymore, because I am obsessed. I want you all the time and in every form. I care not how many times i have had you, I need more. This is not a healthy was to live. I need to eat other vegetables, but as long as you are in my life I cannot move on.

The solution?  I need to cut you out of my life completely. I need to see others. We just cannot exist at this time in my life. Maybe we can be friends one day. Please don't be sad.

Love Always,

Marie Elizabeth