So Awkward It Hurts

Today, I was watching the Big Bang Theory and it got super awkward. I did what any normal human being would do and quickly covered my face. In my quick actions, I punched myself in the eye. So if anyone sees me with a black eye tomorrow, you know where it is from.

Sorry.

Sorry. I know it has been forever. I am going to change my ways. You will hear from me so much you will explode.

No Lies.

Love Always,

ME

Good morning sunshine

It is early. I am in Nicaragua sounded by crowing chickens. The moon is still up. I am all set for my wonderful adventure. I shall try to have photos up this evening.

Love Always,
Me

I have been thinking...

What todays modern world needs is huge bats. 

It would be awesome. 

the end. 

ADVENTURE adventure AdVeNtUrE

A long long time ago in the recent past I went on a journey. a journey in the direction of that way. It was a journey filled with the promise of adventure and danger. It was actually a journey I don't remember because I slept the entire time. 

BUT NOW I am going on a REAL adventure. I know it is a REAL adventure because I had to get shots and take medicine that made me sick. AND everyone knows that the more shots, test, pills and warnings you get before you leave on a trip, the more of an adventure that trip will be. It is like a rule a life. Like a Law of the Universe. I am not sure the name of it. But I have never been very good with names. 

But I know an adventure awaits. 

TA DA!

BLOOP A BLOOP A BLOOP A BLOOP A BLOOP
             a bloop a bloop a bloop
BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP
                    a a a a a bloop
BLLLLOOOOOOPPPPP
            bloop
A BLOOP A BLOOP A BLOOP

What is in my head today

The Lemon Lime Song

It's a Lemon

And a lime

It's a lemon

And a lime

And a lemon

And a lemon

Oh! It's a lemon

And a Lime!