Memory Lane

I was reading the news, when an article about crows and their intelligence appeared. I was instantly reminded of high school when I wanted to get a tattoo saying "I'm a Crow" on my foot.

So here is the article for ya'll

Crows can use mirrors


So that is my moment of thinking about the stupid actions I was lucky enough not to do.

I can cook pancakes

This is my I haven't slept in a week an a half post. So no effort. To prove my lack of effort. Here is a video

Now some pictures taken at the boston zoo with no information because thats how this post is gonna roll

This is an awesome bird

chill monkey

Its a hippopotamus with no noodles on its back, no noodles on its back. This pygmy hippo lacked noodles and didn't sing.

I can sing the chorus in German. Cause I rock

Buzzard 

sleepy kitty

Ok. So I am quite sure that this is the stork that dropped me off when I was little and that is why I am so awesome. 

This is a bat. Bats are awesome. Bats are amazing. I could give you some facts why but that would break my no effort rule. But they are third on my reincarnation list.


 Emu
Emu
Emu

Not sure what this is but I want to be its friend.

Pink Birds

And to end this effortless horrible post I will say I need sleep 

Midnight Musing on Birds

I realize there has been a lot of post about birds recently and that is because I love them. I love Chicken Little, Peeps, demon geese, song birds, and ostriches. I love the fact that they can sing, they can fly and they always wear feathers. I know not all birds can do all three but at least they all wear feathers. Birds are almost perfect. Their one flaw is their lack of dance. Some might agree that flight is a form of dance. I say no. Flight is an art but it is like walking, close but not right. Birds, work on dancing. Thanks.

The Dangerous World Of Thinking

So I have been thinking about geese and how a goose would make the perfect demon assassin. When called to kill someone, it's eyes will flame up, it will start running, and it will peck its victim to death. Then when they are done they could blend into the geese population.

What makes killer geese so scary is human couldn't kill these evil birds. They are protected under law. Plus they are everywhere so evil geese could attack anywhere. You cannot hide. You will never be safe.