This masterpiece was colored by me on my phone. Fear my talent. |
Animals love me. Crazy cats and bunnies that don't like other people will calmly let me hold them. I have had untrained parakeets perch on my finger. Soon after I moved to Florida, a mocking bird made its nest outside my window. The mockingbird sang to me as soon as the sun started to rise and all through the day. Ducks will fly over to where I stand and eat out of my hand. (I am positive that the fact that I have food has nothing to do with why thet visit me.)
A baby duck that waddled towards me. (Not given bread) |
I am also the Queen of the Squirrels. I know this because last week as I was walking to class one ran up to me and paused. The squirrel then lowered its front to paws causing it to bow towards me. Squirrels only bow to their queen. That's a fact.
A squirrel that is depressed because a screen separates us. |
Animals love Disney Princesses. Animals love me. Therefore I am a Disney Princess
Disney, I am waiting for my movie.
2 comments:
nice, you should have a name for what you would call it in case they do call you up
this is hilarious!! i love the squirrel thats fawning over you from behind the window screen.
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