Happy Halloween

ME Watches a Movie

Watching a movie, especially a new movie, is a event. It starts of with me going, no I don't want to watching something new, but I give in.

Then...

I sit and think, "this isn't every good."

then

I start falling into the trap of the movie and sit on the edge of me seat

then

I start to get excited and squeal

then

I stand up because the excitement in me is going to cause me to explode

then

standing up starts not working any more. If I do not do something, I am going to explode. So I start running

then

I freeze so I do not miss the ending

then

I say that movie is awesome. Normally followed by, I never want to see a movie with you again from whoever I was with.

My Paper on the Greek Economic Crisis

That's all the research I have to go through for the 10 page paper that I have to write. Tonight.

Let Us Break Up Again.

Do you remember my Break Up Letter?

I did it, I broke up with potatoes or should I say french fries.

However, I didn't last. I ran back to french fries, begging for the relationship again.While I keep a vegan diet, I would eat french fries just about every single day.

Recently, I admitted this relationship needed to come to an end, but I knew I needed help. I turned to yoga. I took a yoga detox class after my normal daily class. This meant, I did heated yoga non-stop for three hours. It kicked my butt. My legs hurt, my arms hurt, my abs hurt. I drank detox tea and sweat.

The result- I have been potato free for three whole days.

Public Speaking Gone Wrong

ME and the Archenemy

I hate winter. I. Hate. HATE. Winter. I hate how in Wisconsin it attacks fall. I hate kills the gorgeous autumn trees. I hate how it attacks me. I am a fighter. When I am attacked, I will always fight back. But how am I supposed to fight winter?

Winter attacks my nose, causing constant nose bleeds.
Winter attacks my throat, causing me to cough up some blood.
Winter attacks my hands, causing them to crack and bleed.
Basically, I am beaten badly by the evil season.

In a counter attack, I shall attack its holy holiday. Christmas. A holiday that I hate almost as much a the season.

This December, it is time to choose sides.

My first attack will be unleashing my dinosaurs.

Warning.

It is 13 hours into my week and I have already had two complete break downs.

Talk to me and I will either cry or yell at you.

You have been warned.

(this notice is good until Saturday afternoon)

My Winter Uniform

My existence is being threatened by the cold weather.  This is my effort to stay warm...

Ch-ch-ch changes

So I am getting Blonde. like Blonde Blonde. I capitalize Blonde because it is like some holy order that refuses to let you go. 

Currently I am about this blonde

However, I am thinking about adding some red in and going a little darker like  this photo

Then I am thinking about going lighter and chopping of my hair much like this photo

Here is a better photo of the hair

Or I could break the bonds of Blonde Hood and go brown like pig girl

Or ever darker yet...

Anyways, I have a week to decide....

It is that time of year

It is that time of year, when the leaves turn and the weather starts becoming chill. I start dragging out my sock monkey hat and snow boot and long to be cuddled up in my bed twenty four hours a day. To cox my self to get out of bed to eat and work, I must turn my thermostat way up. This causes my nose to go to forty degree outdoors to eighty degree indoors, which lead to nose bleeds.

So If you see me from now until May when WI warms up, I shall have a tissue nose.

Human Interactions

If there is one thing I fail at, it is digesting food (or so says the local hospital). If there is another thing I  fail at, it is social interactions.

For me social interactions always go like this:

Step One: See human I would like to interact with

Step Two: I announce, "Hey Human, I would like to interact with you"

Response: Human runs away.

So I try again.

Step One: See another human that I would like to interact with

Step Two: I ask, "How are you, Human?"

Response: Human responds.

Then I get excited, thinking I am doing this interacting thing right.

Problem: I forget that I need to keep saying someone normal things.

Answer One:  I walk away mid conversation

Answer Two: I start talking about how I am afraid that ninja penguins are going to eat my pajama pants.

Confessions

As a writer, I tend to think my ideas are the best thing ever and if I don't write them down it would be a tragedy for the written word but yet again I have a new story idea and I shall proudly boast it is the greatest one yet. Confetti and cupcakes, ME P. S. That run on sentence was on purpose. I feel it reflects how I feel this.

Quote to live by

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them-that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. 

sushi sushi sushi

Yummmmmmm. Eating sushi for lunch. eating sushi for dinner. yummy yummy yummy.

It is just a normal Thursday in the world of ME

Locating ME

beep beep beep. You found me!

I know I have been MIA recently, but I have been getting lots of test down at the hospital. I also completed the Chicago marathon.

So no big deal.

But the future looks less hospitally and more fun, so I am excited to share that with you

Confetti  and cupcakes,
ME

Word of the day

The Word of the day is Productivity. It means to be in a state of producing something. Primeval is killing my Productivity 

New Life Goal

I decided that I need to learn how to run, skate, or bike super fast. So I could keep up with the cars on the road. Then I will be able to attach the push lights and reflectors to my ass and pretend to be a car.

I better start training right now.