A SONG

I mentioned how the beast in the closet gave me a gash that reached over three inches in length on my inner elbow yesterday. Well it is still bleeding. sooooooo......

Tomato juice
      Tomatos juice
I am pouring tomato juice
on my wound
on my blood
making it look really bad.
 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Toooooooommmatttoooooooooo
juuuuuiiiiccceeeeeee

You Are All Welcome

Today I was finally promoted to the rank of warrior princess. Several tasked needed to be completed before I got this special promotion. The first task was to use tools an finally assemble my bed. This task was the easiest because it required me to look within myself and find strength- which is much easier than facing a foe. This task was completed quickly and I was left to face my second task- the monster in the closet. This monster is the fiercest one I have ever heard of - the monster that lives in my closet. I lured it out and wrestled it down the stair. This battle left me with a burning injury - a slash inside my elbow exceeding three inches in length. The third task was to kill a spider that crawled onto my dinner.

You should feel safer now that I am the reigning warrior princess. You are welcome.

hope your day was just as eventful!

The snake

The year changes and it is time for luck to change. Fate might of had to be rewritten, but finally the stars align. Life is like clockwork with tired eyes and hiding on spinny chairs. It might take take time and dizzying mazes, still life works out.

Life.

I lost my E-reader, which might not sound like a huge problem, but after staring at my bookshelf for over forty minutes I realized what I wanted to read was on the E-reader. Almost all my books are, because i can get a book within a minute instead of having to go out and buy one. Yet when I lose it- and I always do- I have nothing to read. I tried to explain my problem to the man waiting for the bus but he only responded with that's life.

I wanted to argue that's not life, but he left on his bus. Life is no one moving when the light turns green, empty water bottles littering the bedroom floor, and eating dry cereal - not because you dont feel like cooking but for the joy of the cereal itself. I thought all this to myself as I walked home. I wanted to tell someone- anyone- and I passed people on the street, but I wasn't sure they were real. So I kept my mouth shut and hummed a merry song because I thought it would make them upset.

Anyways...

So I went MIA again... I know. I know. But as this blog is my brain I can do what I want and I went MIA from me for a while. I blame my job at a place I can only call McMeaty. But I'm back with applications almost in at schools and thoughts in my head. So maybe you will be hearing from me in the near future.

Love you, my little mirrorites.

ME

Whiskers

This is what I want to be when I grow up!

Spiders

He had a nest of spiders living in his bathroom. I say nest, but it was really just three spiders who each had their own web. The spiders were black, brown, and white and each had a different part of the bathroom. He never could see them, but he didn't look. He never looked. Even if he did look, he wore glasses. They prevented him from seeing anything other than his toothbrush, which was the only reason he every entered the bathroom. I made him promise that he wouldn't kill the spiders if he ever saw them, he told me to go to sleep. I responded by telling him that we swallow spiders in our sleep.